Vow Visionary Pillows

'Will you love, honour, and share custody of the remote control so long as you both shall live?'

'Either you say 'I do' or you don't -- You can't plead nolo contendere.'

'And do you, Peter, promise to eat only fresh, natural foods, forsaking all sugars, junk foods and additives?'

'Wilt thou love her, cherish her, and put her on your affordable health plan?'

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

'I do. But not literally.'

'And do you, Archibald, vow to engage Gina in meaningful conversation?'

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

In sickness and in health, high interest rates or low....

'... and do you promise to love Angela, more than she loves you?'

"Gee, I don't know -- You drive a hard bargain."

"Seriously, Peggy? You want it written into our wedding vows that I'm willing to slay a dragon for you?"

"Hold it! I'm out of film!"

A church wedding

"Do me next."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Non Thought For The Day.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that."

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

Good luck with your video interview.

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

Louise Glück