Vows Visionary Pillows

'To have and to hold...'

"Do me next."

Pipe Dream.

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Non Thought For The Day.

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'Either you say 'I do' or you don't -- You can't plead nolo contendere.'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

DACA

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

This Cave Updated Daily.

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

"I'm ahead of my time."

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'I thought I'd put in the details later.'

Women Possibilities

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'

"An inflatable dome will allow us to live on other planets."

Louise Glück

'I'm afraid we're not authorized to do that, sir.'