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"Do you have any idea where our voting precinct is located?"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Now this is my kind of green!'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

Disco Owls

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

The Election Strategy

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

'I know I was just here yesterday, but the courts ordered a recount.'

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

Ambitions. . . To Make It To The Top.

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

"Let's all go out & get drunk."

"You spend years waiting for any politician to pay you the slightest attention!"

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

'Goodness Frank, where did all the mud come from?' - 'Election campaigns.'

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"

Ben Okri

"That's more like it!"

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."