Volunteering Enthusiast Gifts

Community Service Litter Collection. Do we get any training? You pick it up as you go along.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Breakthrough

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Snowman of the Apes

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

JAMES BONDING

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.