Volunteering Enthusiast Mugs

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Breakthrough

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Snowman of the Apes

Public footpath on a desert island.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

JAMES BONDING

Bad times to sneeze