Volatility Watcher Gifts

'In today's action, the Dow Jones Industrial Average cratered, then soared, then swooned, then skyrocketed, then plummeted, then rebounded, and finally threw up.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

The day the stock market went UP.

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"

Jumping Wall Street.

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Travel looks strong!

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

Money god