Currency Watchers Gifts

British Economy

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The day the stock market went UP.

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

Annual profits,

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

Travel looks strong!

Standard And P****d.

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

Business Outlook

'We're counting on inflation.'

'Sir, the company's had another successful month treading water.'

That might not work, EU...

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

Exchange Rate.

"Squawk! Interest rates are going negative!"

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

Bank Ratings Lowered.

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

It Isn't Easy Being a Democrat