Currency Watcher Gifts

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

Brexit and the pound

'I can't afford those prices so would you call me when France goes broke and devalues its currency?'

"I was so busy listening for the Wall Street crash I missed the sound of toppling euro peg defectors"

Three businessmen looking up at the euro wobbling on a tree waiting for it to fall

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The day the stock market went UP.

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Time for vacation, time for work.

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

Travel looks strong!

Money god

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."