Voice Impressionists Gifts

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

It's more than a mike!

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

Their flirtation ground to a halt when she heard his dog-talking voice.

Cow can

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

"Who's this then? Melvyn Bragg!"

"Look! I can imitate you!"

Natalie Merchant

Why do my wife's lips move when I'm talking.

"You'll agree then, Doug, the numbers don't sound quite so dismal when I use my Donald Duck voice."

"He's brilliant exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

"I'll keep saying I plan to go to law school as long as I get nods of approval when introduced to my parents' friends."

'I got lost in between all the classroom trailers at school again.'

The Ventriloquist's Arms

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

'Mom, Dad. . . this is Tiffany. She does scream-overs for ***** movies.'

'They come as a pair Madam. The other one's his voice coach'.

'I have nothing against you being helium. It's your voice, Steven. Your squeaky, high voice!'

An Adam's Melon

'No, you being from overseas wouldn't stop me going on a date with you...Whoa!! But that would! Quite a high voice for a guy.'

'If you expect to get ahead around here, never again address the executive staff in your Donald Duck voice.'

'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.'

'Yass we kann!'

'She dumped me for a guy who can talk like Donald Duck!'