Voice Impressionists Gifts

"I probably deserved a twenty year sentence, but did he have to do it in a Donald Duck voice?"

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

It's more than a mike!

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

Their flirtation ground to a halt when she heard his dog-talking voice.

Cow can

"Look! I can imitate you!"

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

"Who's this then? Melvyn Bragg!"

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

Women pro tennis players having a conversation

"He's brilliant exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

Natalie Merchant

"You'll agree then, Doug, the numbers don't sound quite so dismal when I use my Donald Duck voice."

Why do my wife's lips move when I'm talking.

'I do great voice-overs.'

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

"I'll keep saying I plan to go to law school as long as I get nods of approval when introduced to my parents' friends."

'I got lost in between all the classroom trailers at school again.'

'Mom, Dad. . . this is Tiffany. She does scream-overs for ***** movies.'

The Ventriloquist's Arms

'I have nothing against you being helium. It's your voice, Steven. Your squeaky, high voice!'

'They come as a pair Madam. The other one's his voice coach'.

An Adam's Melon

'No, you being from overseas wouldn't stop me going on a date with you...Whoa!! But that would! Quite a high voice for a guy.'

"Who here likes impressions?"

'Yass we kann!'

'If you expect to get ahead around here, never again address the executive staff in your Donald Duck voice.'