Vocal Impressionists Gifts

Their flirtation ground to a halt when she heard his dog-talking voice.

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Liam Gallagher.

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Volcaniax

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"I've never, ever taken you for granted, Ingrid."

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

The worlds Longest Rendition of 'Joy To The World'.

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

Barbara Streisand

Pink.

"What did he say?"

Brass Band

Jimi Hendrix

'The records show, I took the blows and did it, the way of whatever sheep happened to be in my way.'

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"

Heavenly voices.

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"Do that thing where you walk like chuck berry."

Recording Studio

"I probably deserved a twenty year sentence, but did he have to do it in a Donald Duck voice?"

Morrissey