Voice Box Warrior Gifts

Ban on Free Speech

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'I'd like the short form instead...'

Paving over the window-box

Censorship is killing free society.

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

Call Center.

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

"He'll be fine, he won't even notice we've been gone a fortnight."

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

"Dave's away from his desk, I'm afraid. Can I take a message, or read you his browser history."

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

'Whenever nubilous the nebbish grabbed his gamp.'

"Say...don't I know you from someplace...?"

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

'Quick! We need more quarters!'

"Well, you call it note-passing and whispering. We call it networking."

Sharp Tongue.

The Poetry Stylings of Rudy Park