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Auction. I bid on everything until I lost my voice. The cartload before the hoarse!

Ban on Free Speech

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'I'd like the short form instead...'

Censorship is killing free society.

Paving over the window-box

Call Center.

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

This Amount of Computer Code

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

"He'll be fine, he won't even notice we've been gone a fortnight."

"Dave's away from his desk, I'm afraid. Can I take a message, or read you his browser history."

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

'Whenever nubilous the nebbish grabbed his gamp.'

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

"Say...don't I know you from someplace...?"

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

'Quick! We need more quarters!'

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

Women pro tennis players having a conversation

'Then it's settled. She gets the house, he gets the cars and the video games go to the winner of a game of 'Guitar Hero'.'

Sharp Tongue.

"Well, you call it note-passing and whispering. We call it networking."