Vitamin Aficionado T-Shirts

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"I haven't gotten as much done, but I've had a lot more energy ever since I replaced Gloria with a smoothie."

Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

'How is it health food prices always make me feel sick as a parrot?'

Be Healthy

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Back to school.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Treasure Island Book.

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

'Fitness guru.'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

They get into debt so fast these days...

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

John Masefield.

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'