Vitamin Fanatic T-Shirts

'I can personally vouch for its potency, sir.'

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

In the Guru District

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Muscles

Turn, turn and turn.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Yearbook

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"We're exclusively delts."

Bench Press Accident

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

City Marathon.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Exercise Class