Supplement Aficionado T-Shirts

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Be Healthy

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'Fitness guru.'

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'Side effects may include....'

Early Exercise Machines

How to go form fit to fat...

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"

"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."

Battery lifting weights

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'Music & Gym'

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Snow woman admiring a muscular snowman.

"You're doing great - keep it up."

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

'...may the best pharmaceuticals win.'

A tessellation of running figures.

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"