Supplement Aficionado Prints

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Be Healthy

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'Fitness guru.'

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'Side effects may include....'

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"

Early Exercise Machines

Battery lifting weights

"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'Music & Gym'

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

Snow woman admiring a muscular snowman.

A tessellation of running figures.

'...may the best pharmaceuticals win.'

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

Step aerobics