Visual Stimulation Seekers T-Shirts

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

The Zoo.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

Greedy child

"What have I told you two about not clowning around?"

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

Attention surplus

"I tasted them all to make sure they're good."

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

"Mmmm..choclates thank you Nigel, I just love chocolates"

Cautious photojournalist.

Man throwing food on floor in the excitement of a goal

'Sleaze, please.'

'You'd probably enjoy the chocolate cake, Sir. It's sinfully rich.'

'Whipped cream?'

'I understand your trainer used to be a dog trainer.'

'Do you want to know if your child will be a viral internet sensation?'