Visual Stimulation Seekers Mugs

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

The Zoo.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

E=Equals

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

Greedy child

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

Attention surplus

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

"What have I told you two about not clowning around?"

'You better believe I'm getting a second opinion...CATaracts, my eye!'

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

"Mmmm..choclates thank you Nigel, I just love chocolates"

Cautious photojournalist.

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

"I tasted them all to make sure they're good."

Man throwing food on floor in the excitement of a goal

'Sleaze, please.'

'You'd probably enjoy the chocolate cake, Sir. It's sinfully rich.'

'Whipped cream?'

"Where's Waldo Jr.?"

'I understand your trainer used to be a dog trainer.'