Instant Gratification Seeker Mugs

"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Who needs a TV? We connect the cable directly to your brain!

'These home brew kits are great... I reckon they'd taste even better if I were to give them a chance to ferment!'

"I texted you 0.003 seconds ago and your haven't responded yet. Apparently, you're too busy for me!"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Doughnut Making

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

Greedy child

Returning to reading

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

"Mmmm..choclates thank you Nigel, I just love chocolates"

"I tasted them all to make sure they're good."

Your Sculpture while you wait.

'You'd probably enjoy the chocolate cake, Sir. It's sinfully rich.'

A restaurant called "Eat'n'Eat"

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

'Whipped cream?'

'Follow your Bliss and the bills will follow'

Weight Loss Clinic: Break glass in case of emergency.

I guess videos are getting easier to make.

"Watch out! You almost got me!"

"Table for a retirement part of one, please."

Tobacconist recomending cigars to a buyer

'You bought yourself a new cell phone, so it was only fair that I bought myself something. There's only one small difference...the cost.'