Instant Gratification Seeker Prints

"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Seeds. Instant coffee plantation.

Who needs a TV? We connect the cable directly to your brain!

'These home brew kits are great... I reckon they'd taste even better if I were to give them a chance to ferment!'

"I texted you 0.003 seconds ago and your haven't responded yet. Apparently, you're too busy for me!"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Doughnut Making

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

Greedy child

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

Returning to reading

"Mmmm..choclates thank you Nigel, I just love chocolates"

"I tasted them all to make sure they're good."

Your Sculpture while you wait.

'You'd probably enjoy the chocolate cake, Sir. It's sinfully rich.'

'Follow your Bliss and the bills will follow'

Weight Loss Clinic: Break glass in case of emergency.

'Whipped cream?'

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

A restaurant called "Eat'n'Eat"

I guess videos are getting easier to make.