Instant Gratification Guru Mugs

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

"Baldo, have you thought about your future, your career?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Rage.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"He was a computer programmer who liked to google news... shop on line... play computer games... entertain via face book... do his banking on the internet and asked to be shut down here on Reboot Hill."

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"Dave, the company has decided to let you back inside on one condition: While speaking, you must never, EVER do that ironic, 'in-quotes' twitchy thing with your fingers again. Take it or leave it."

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

When mimes make an appointment...

An ellipsis in the sky

"Can I just leave a small tip?"

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Wisdom for dummies

Tonight's Talk Out Topic is non-verbal communication

My husband just insisted on coming in and buying me a big bouquet of flowers!'

"Curious and curiouser."

Mime artist reading: 'Thinking Outside the Invisible Box.'

'Don't worry, he always feigns death when it comes to tipping.'

"First the porridge is too hot, then too cold... you're getting a lousy tip."

"People...do you FINALLY understand the concept of 'Visual Narrative?'"