Instant Gratification Guru Gifts

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

"Baldo, have you thought about your future, your career?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Rage.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"He was a computer programmer who liked to google news... shop on line... play computer games... entertain via face book... do his banking on the internet and asked to be shut down here on Reboot Hill."

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

"Dave, the company has decided to let you back inside on one condition: While speaking, you must never, EVER do that ironic, 'in-quotes' twitchy thing with your fingers again. Take it or leave it."

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

"Isn't it enough we tip well? Must we also like him on Facebook and follow him on Twitter?"

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

An ellipsis in the sky

When mimes make an appointment...

"Can I just leave a small tip?"

Wisdom for dummies

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

"Curious and curiouser."

Al's Diner. No Tipping (wink, wink).

My husband just insisted on coming in and buying me a big bouquet of flowers!'

Tonight's Talk Out Topic is non-verbal communication

"First the porridge is too hot, then too cold... you're getting a lousy tip."

'Don't worry, he always feigns death when it comes to tipping.'