"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."
Instant Gratification Advocate Gifts
Searching for a gift for the instant gratification enthusiast? Our collection is packed with playful and clever items that deliver instant smiles and joy. Perfect for anyone who appreciates the thrill of immediate satisfaction and a bit of light-hearted fun in their everyday routine.
"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"
Rage.
"I've had enough sweets for one day."
Rest in Peace Instant Replay
"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."
"He was a computer programmer who liked to google news... shop on line... play computer games... entertain via face book... do his banking on the internet and asked to be shut down here on Reboot Hill."
Before instant replay.
"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."
'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'
"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"
Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)
Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.
Your Sculpture while you wait.
After review, the replay confirms a touchdown, and also that big, jiggly bellies look hilarious in slow motion.
"I've heard of instant Karma, but I didn't know there was a microwavable version."
When Mrs Murray said you should vary your diet I don't think she meant to just try all 16 flavours of POT NOODLES.
"Welcome to the Department of Delayed Gratification. Take a number."
"Okay, so what do we add?"
Seeds. Instant coffee plantation.
"We texted you for cookies about 10 minutes ago. We don't like to be kept waiting Amber."
Who needs a TV? We connect the cable directly to your brain!
"Promise you won't open it before Christmas?"
TV Guide. His majesty King Henry the Eighth want to watch "Queen for a day" --- It's his favorite show!
'Is the seven year flowering cactus in bud yet?'
'These home brew kits are great... I reckon they'd taste even better if I were to give them a chance to ferment!'
Man pulls on cord which leads to 'Instant Gratification'.
Convenience food: '...these days you can get your vegetables this way.'
"Young people these days are used to INSTANT feedback..."
I don't know why people say bad things about instant gratification. Personally, I have only one complaint about it: it takes too long.
"I know we don't need any, but I feel like some instant gratification."
"Baldo, have you thought about your future, your career?"
"Instant soup, instant meal, instant coffee...yes, it all makes sense now."
"I texted you 0.003 seconds ago and your haven't responded yet. Apparently, you're too busy for me!"
Instant Gratification Advocate Gifts Collection
Instant Gratification Advocate Mugs
Looking for more quick smiles? Explore our mug collection designed for instant gratification advocates—perfect for brightening any morning.
Instant Gratification Advocate Pillows
Add a pop of humor and comfort with pillows that embrace the love for immediate joy—perfect for any cozy space.
Instant Gratification Advocate Prints
Check out our vibrant prints that capture the spirit of instant happiness, ideal for quick decor upgrades or thoughtful gifts.
Instant Gratification Advocate T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirt selection to find fun and witty designs that celebrate the joy of instant happiness and quick smiles.