Quick Gratification Fan Gifts

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Tortoise polishing his shell

"Fridge-to-table"

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

Surveillance over the suggestion box.

Street violinists unknowingly plays a concert.

Drinking Bird and Fishbowl

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

"She has to find just the right spot."

Vampire eating a 'Clot Noodle'.

Solar powered sunbed.

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

Virtual reality platform.

A praying mantis bride throws her husband's head to a crowd of wedding guests.

'Hey, all right, they got a keg.'

Silhouettes

"I was hoping my employee evaluation would be more than, 'You don't suck.'"

"Promise you won't open it before Christmas?"

"I lost 15 lbs fasting!"

"We texted you for cookies about 10 minutes ago. We don't like to be kept waiting Amber."

"My mom really works at keeping my lunches interesting!"

They used the Good Small Business Coach, Bad Small Business Coach Approach.