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"I was hoping my employee evaluation would be more than, 'You don't suck.'"

They used the Good Small Business Coach, Bad Small Business Coach Approach.

Surveillance over the suggestion box.

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

Ernie's a good person to bounce ideas off of, because nothing ever sinks in.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"You need to take the weak parts of your presentation and work them into something that won't get you fired."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"You've changed."

Caliologist

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

Drusilla realised how different her boss looked now they met after hours.

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"The court granted me a new identity!"

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"I worry that some people find me boring"

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

News Wear World

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

"The applications are limitless."

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'