Visual Cue Observer Pillows

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

Abstraction and recognition

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'Serves me right for frowning.'

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

Oculist.

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

"I hate it when they dress you with their eyes."

'Thirteen'

"After I had my eyes lasered, the people down there stopped looking like ants. Plump, furry and delicious little rodents, yes, but not ants!"

'I'm sure that once the 'new hire' stigma fades, they'll warm up a bit,,,'

'Good memory. Now turn around and let's try it again. I've put the chart on the opposite wall since your last visit.'

Clouds in Bath

'Do we want a box of raisins? Mister, this is Halloween, not audition night at the comedy club!'

"You look a lot like one of us," this guy said. "Are you a Roscoe?"

Air Billiards

'Sorry, you'll have to wait - now I have a call...'

"There was actually a little romance while Jim and I broke up. Our divorce lawyers fell in love."

People people and the people behind them.

'Ironically, he had vertigo.'

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."

"This is where his inability to read social cues truly manifests itself."

Queue for the End of Lockdown