Visiting Hospitals Pillows

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Barbeque Casualty.

"We need to update your entire operating system."

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

"Nurse, when I asked you to make the patient more comfortable I just meant plump up his pillows!"

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

Being Serenading in Casualty

"Please, doc, pull the plug. Not on me...on the TV!"

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

Hospital Departments

'Is there a chance you will die under the anaesthetic? Well, that is the killer question.'

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

Hospital.