Visiting Home Gifts

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Next!'

Things I love about Powell River...

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

'Hey hon, everyone and their dog is here!'

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"You'll have to fetch your own slippers. The dog resigned."

"Don't you dare try to sneak out of this cartoon!"

'You sounded better yesterday.'

'We need another week to do things and another month to undo things.'

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

"This is our coffeemaker room."

"Here comes the sports section!"

You've got company.

Swing by won't you?

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

Hospital Visit