Visiting Home T-Shirts

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

Things I love about Powell River...

'Next!'

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"She looks just like in your photos."

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

'Hey hon, everyone and their dog is here!'

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

"You'll have to fetch your own slippers. The dog resigned."

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

"Don't you dare try to sneak out of this cartoon!"

'You sounded better yesterday.'

"Here comes the sports section!"

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

You've got company.

Hospital Visit

'We need another week to do things and another month to undo things.'

Swing by won't you?

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

"This is our coffeemaker room."