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'Next!'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"When I said, 'I want you to sleep on it'. I menat when you go home tonight."

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

Lady has a coffee break.

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

I swear that boy has grown another foot since the last time I saw him.

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

Old Age Pensioners home, "Mrs. Jenkins has head-buttered me!"

'This year's holiday is in a big house with a garden!'

'I'm pooped.'

"We all have a duvet day, Martin, but a duvet week!"

'Joan of Arc is visiting - make sure all the toilet seats are down.

'Hurry, they're still making runs,'

Kid in bed to mom: How come third graders don't get a personal day?

'Roger hates goodbyes.'

For the Third time in as many mornings, Amy starts her day in a good mood, while Ted again wakes up on the wrong side of the bed.

'Relax buddy'.Said the messenger of death.' This is just a Grim Reaper-a-gram.'

'Oognik! -- If I'd known you were coming, I'd have harpooned a whale!'

"I so could use a break."

'I think it's time to shut off 'Horror Theater' and get some needed rest, Mr. Squeamish.'

'Shh-h... let them sleep. It's the only time I can get some rest.'

Baldo, I really got to know you on my recent visit. I want you to come see me someday. Here is $300. Save it for your plane fare. Don't even think about using the money to buy a car."

"I just want to be comfortable, no matter how temporary."

We welcome your urine

'Don't worry dear, he's waiting for a fly.'