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'Roger hates goodbyes.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'Next!'

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

'Hey hon, everyone and their dog is here!'

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Hospital Visit

Swing by won't you?

'Brew?'

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

'Let's arbitrate.'

'Boy, this is a no-nonsense kind of place, isn't it?'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

'Hey, a pot...ted plant. Bless you, my man.'

Fluffy was never quite the same after Aunt Ruby's visit.

Old lady at the door

'Joan of Arc is visiting - make sure all the toilet seats are down.

"Have some more tea, Mrs. Van Sickleford. Wendell is going to show you his mastodon tusk."

'What do you mean you 'don't like curry'?!!'

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

'the tire and swinging vine was for the children; the 800 pounds of bananas were when mother visited us last week.'

'Keep carving, there are still a few identifiable parts.'

"Hi, it's us, Sue and Dave, from the Tenerife in '4. You said we were welcome to come and stay anytime."

'Thank you for folding up the sleeper sofa, Dear. Have you seen Mother?'

"It's good to see the grandkids, but they're sitting on my stumps."