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"My first Social Security check."

"I call it 'Organised Cabinet Number One'."

'And next we have a classic cape cod...'

"This house comes with smart windows. They automatically open when my husband takes his shoes off."

"And, at the end of a busy day, this is where John comes to self-describe."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Second hand furniture.

Children's artwork exhibition.

Use your imagination.

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Cat Towels

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'He does lack social skills.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Yoga classes door.

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