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"Would you like me to show you around my apartment and tell you how much I paid for everything?"

"And this is our extended family room."

"I call it 'Organised Cabinet Number One'."

'So this is your place.'

The Vineyard

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"I didn't spark joy."

How am I abducting?

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Kardiff.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

Be open to help.

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Distance to horizon varies.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

Filling up.

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

Scenes from a Vacation

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.