Home Tour Enthusiast Pillows

"Would you like me to show you around my apartment and tell you how much I paid for everything?"

"And this is our extended family room."

"I call it 'Organised Cabinet Number One'."

'So this is your place.'

The Vineyard

"I didn't spark joy."

How am I abducting?

Kardiff.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

Be open to help.

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

Filling up.

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

Distance to horizon varies.

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Holiday Travel.

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'