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"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

The Vineyard

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

Welcome Ghost.

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."