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"That's it, Lucille! No more mystery destination tours!"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

$1: Family Secrets

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I said slime."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"There's something I have to tell you."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Cheating Death.

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Sphinx Comes Alive

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.