Home-away-from-home Enthusiast T-Shirts

"It's great, I can't believe we got it so cheap!"

"I didn't spark joy."

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

The Day Dreamer.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

Living together, couple in love.

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

'Will this be a simple equity loan, or are you refinancing your whole marriage?'

Fireplace Projector.

'Brew?'

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

Nest building

'Phase Two : More of the same'

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

Changing house name.

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

'This year's holiday is in a big house with a garden!'

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

"Homeowner please help."

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

"Did you not hear me when I said I wanted a colonial?"

I don't care if they are a protected species, Henry, I'm calling the exterminator!!

"And this is our extended family room."