Home-away-from-home Enthusiast Prints

"It's great, I can't believe we got it so cheap!"

"I didn't spark joy."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

The Day Dreamer.

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

Living together, couple in love.

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

'Will this be a simple equity loan, or are you refinancing your whole marriage?'

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

Fireplace Projector.

Nest building

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

'Brew?'

'Phase Two : More of the same'

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

Changing house name.

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

"Homeowner please help."

'This year's holiday is in a big house with a garden!'

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

Homeowners.

"And this is our extended family room."

I don't care if they are a protected species, Henry, I'm calling the exterminator!!