Visiting Chengdu T-Shirts

Chengdu

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

Emigrating to France.

Centaur Sprinter

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

A Snake Charmer's snake is on a lunch break

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

Centaur Driver

'That will be $600, thank you...'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Christian Book Shop has sign saying 'We have Noah's Ark' whilst the Weather Bureau next door has sign saying 'You're gonna need it'.

'Believe it or not, but he used to be a gag cartoonist!'

'Oh great! Look who's here. Like, we have a chance with these two girls now.'

'Alright, I'll give you a discount...'

Edna arrives home unexpectedly.

"I can't decide if I'm in the mood for Italian or hay."

Classic Hybrid

"It isn't charisma, and he didn't write a best seller. It's a winning lottery ticket."

"Hey, tomorrow we could leaf through our passports!"

Hillbilly playing Banjo.

"Your wife collects stamps! That's nothing, mine collects fine china! You have no idea how stressful it is for me..."

Happy 2015 Year of the Ram

Hou Yi

"Father would be much happier if you wouldn't."

'Porcelain! I must have porcelain!'

"Decisions, decisions!"