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In the Chinese calendar I must have been born in the year of the rented mule.

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Easter Candy Island.

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

Ether Island

What Do You Do When You're Caring For Someone with Alzheimer's?

Ghosts from around the world

New around here?

We hadn't realised your body language was French....

'I thought you said you were taking me to Swan Lake?'

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

Misfortune cookies

Feng Shui Centre - We Have Moved

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

The day the dinosaurs died...'There's no fortunes in any of these!'

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

Fast Food Sacrifice

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

Panda leaving chinese take-away with bamboo.

'No other gods before him? - What about multiculturalism?'

"This to you left me says you want a wok."

'How would you like a taste of civilization?'

John Lennon

Misfortune Cookie

Food Pyramid

"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'"

Liptops in Stock.

Jewish Deep Thinker

Meatball of the Gods.