China Cultural Fan T-Shirts

Most people don't know that the great wall was originally built out of popsicle sticks. Of course, back then it was just called 'the wall'.

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Mexican angels.

Slalom

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Pyramid Skiers

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Andy Warhol

Igor beaver.

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

The Dali 'Bama.

Rocket charmer.

Misfortune cookies

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

Wang Yangming opens a heart.

Granted. On a picnic I can appreciate the convenience of chopsporks.

Misfortune Cookie

'I must warn you that bagpipes sound exactly the same when you've finished learning as when you start. . .'

Welcome to the British Museum...

'Nah, I think your one should be called hand egg.'

Dreidel Breakdance

Billy the Kilt

'I take it, you're lost.'

Happy Burn's Night!

"'Slow and steady wins the race.' What's yours say?"