Visiting Alma Mater Pillows

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Go team!

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Things I love about Powell River...

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

Bro of Frankenstein

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"I love college."

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

Monkey Business College

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'We have reason to believe you have been binge drinking and urinating in the area'

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

Swing by won't you?

Community College. History's a lot more fun if you think of it as gossip.

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

'Boy, this is a no-nonsense kind of place, isn't it?'

"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

'Hey, a pot...ted plant. Bless you, my man.'

Crappy hour.

"Uh-oh. I think they're having a Bryn Mawr moment."

Quit texting! This is a lovely campus. Turn around. Let's go. We just drove 5 hours. What's the problem? Umm

'Interesting specialist subjects.'

I'll take you two on a trip. Where do you want to go? What are the choices? An old college friend has a lakeside cabin, another has a beach place. And � One has a horse farm we could visit. Wow! Inspirational! Yeah. Finally! A good reason to go to college. The better the school, the better the vacation house.

"This is a weird frat."