University Alumni Gatherings Pillows

"Uh-oh. I think they're having a Bryn Mawr moment."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

Bro of Frankenstein

Monkey Business College

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

McWit Legal College

"I love college."

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'We have reason to believe you have been binge drinking and urinating in the area'

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

Community College. History's a lot more fun if you think of it as gossip.

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

Class Reunion. Back in school, Ernie was the world's biggest Beatle fan! For the reunion, he's written songs about some of our classmates. There's a cheesemaker

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

Crappy hour.

'I'm always pleased to meet my daughters college friends Alan. I hear you're studying alternative medicine? Reiki or acupuncture?'

Truth or dare at the philosophy dept.'s lounge

No, it does still fit! This is exactly how it fit in college.

'Interesting specialist subjects.'