Alumni Engagement Pillows

'I had just assumed the college alumni solicitation letters would stop up here.'

A Puppet Named Juan

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Love at First Sight

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Romance

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Right click for yes...

"You're the lid to my pot."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

A heart shaped cake

Romantic Giraffes

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Cow in love'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'