Visiting Alma Mater T-Shirts

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Go team!

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Things I love about Powell River...

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

Bro of Frankenstein

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

Monkey Business College

"I love college."

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'We have reason to believe you have been binge drinking and urinating in the area'

Swing by won't you?

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."

'Boy, this is a no-nonsense kind of place, isn't it?'

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

Crappy hour.

'Hey, a pot...ted plant. Bless you, my man.'

"Uh-oh. I think they're having a Bryn Mawr moment."

'Interesting specialist subjects.'

Old lady at the door

"This is a weird frat."