Visionary Sculptors Gifts

The Perfect Sculpture.

The Artist

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Innovation & Calculation

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

Perfect Match

As an artist, Ug was thousands of years ahead of his time.

Artistic license.

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

Artistic Licence.

"This one will go with everything,

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

Pottery

Son of Alien.

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

Rodin, the surfer.

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

Some rejected prototypes from Madonna's bra lab.

Child making ice sculpture.

A pop-up book author suffering from Folder's Block.

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

Painting.

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

I am prepared to unveil by brilliant innovation. Is it an MP3 player? It's a self-help book. A simple way for readers to achieve instant happiness. You? What do you know about happiness? You're miserable and you make other people miserable. Wrong! People will get happy or I'll kick their keisters! Uplifting.

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.

'Take your cartoons serious son, remember, laughter is a serious business.'

Statue Farts.