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The Perfect Sculpture.

The Artist

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Innovation & Calculation

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

Artistic license.

"This one will go with everything,

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

As an artist, Ug was thousands of years ahead of his time.

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

Perfect Match

Artistic Licence.

Pottery

Son of Alien.

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

Child making ice sculpture.

Rodin, the surfer.

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

A pop-up book author suffering from Folder's Block.

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

Painting.

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.

'Take your cartoons serious son, remember, laughter is a serious business.'

Statue Farts.

Van Gogh's glasses fall off again.