Visionary Lore Lover Gifts

Indian sees vision of future of America...

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"I stand corrected..."

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

"The Emperor is naked - and he has a flabby butt!"

Mermaids

Headless Self-Portrait

Friendly Troll.

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

"...Tomorrow's weather....abominable!"

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.

Puppet holding cross at Vampire Puppet

'That's how I look before I put on my glasses.'

Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.

"Dragons were never out of style."

"Damn! - They've just raised my retirement age to 1,250...!"

'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'

"I'd like something smaller – something with fewer walls to defend."

Brawl outside a Whitechapel Pub

Adam and Eve

One Way Arrow.

Dragons look at map that says 'You be here.'

'What do you mean, 'you can't think of anything'?'

'Dungeons aren't SUPPOSED to be user-friendly!'

The Ekert Saga: '...We'll be safe...as long as the Ekert is kept in the sacred vessel of nay-chaw. And he has to stay in theah until we find the anti-Ekert.'