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Indian sees vision of future of America...

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"I stand corrected..."

Headless Self-Portrait

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

Mermaids

"The Emperor is naked - and he has a flabby butt!"

Friendly Troll.

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

"...Tomorrow's weather....abominable!"

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

'That's how I look before I put on my glasses.'

"Damn! - They've just raised my retirement age to 1,250...!"

'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'

"I'd like something smaller – something with fewer walls to defend."

"Dragons were never out of style."

Brawl outside a Whitechapel Pub

'Voyeur!'

Dragons look at map that says 'You be here.'

'What do you mean, 'you can't think of anything'?'

Adam and Eve

One Way Arrow.

"A couple more sieges and I'll go into political commentary."

'Dungeons aren't SUPPOSED to be user-friendly!'