Visa Officers Gifts

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

Schengen

UK border controls relaxed.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

Dog Crossing

Europe and immigration.

No jay walking.

Vaccination Passport

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Street signs you don't want to see.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

One way only.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

"What? You like political cartoons??! You won't get a visa!"

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Speeding Forklift

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'Anything to declare?'

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'

Car with a rams head sticking out the front

Man guarding a written border.