Visa Officers Gifts

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

Schengen

UK border controls relaxed.

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Dog Crossing

Europe and immigration.

Vaccination Passport

No jay walking.

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

Street signs you don't want to see.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

One way only.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

"What? You like political cartoons??! You won't get a visa!"

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Speeding Forklift

'Anything to declare?'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

Car with a rams head sticking out the front

'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'